Tacky Hawaiian Tourist Trolley Tour
Duke Kahanamoku Statue
- Arrive 10:45 AM
- Waikīkī Beach, Kalākaua Ave, Honolulu, HI 96815
- Dress code: Tacky Hawaiian Tourist
The trolley rolls out promptly — please be at the statue by 10:45 AM.

September 4 – 6, 2026 · Honolulu, Hawaiʻi
Celebrating Lisa's Big Hawaii Five -Ohhhh Birthday and
Chris & Lisa's 30 Years of Marriage
The weekend is here — aloha!

E Komo Mai
Thirty years of marriage, one very big birthday, and a whole lot of people we love. We couldn't think of a better way to mark it than having all our favorite humans flying to the islands for three days (or more) of sun, salt air, and good food.
Everything you need for the weekend lives right here — times, addresses, dress codes, and a one-tap way to drop it all into your calendar. Save this page to your home screen and you'll never have to ask "where are we meeting?" again.
With all our aloha, Lisa & Chris
🌺 Meet Your Ohana
We're bringing together family and friends from all over the country, and many of you have never met before. Introduce yourself in our digital guest book before we land in Hawaiʻi.
The Itinerary
All times are Hawaiʻi Standard Time (HST) — five hours behind Central Time in September.
A 2-hour guided trolley adventure around Oʻahu. Bad decisions, great views, excellent company. Stop times may shift slightly with traffic.
10:45 AM
Check-in — Duke Kahanamoku Statue
Boarding closes 10:55 AM. Tour departs promptly at 11:00 AM.
11:45 AM
Halona Blowhole
Nature's most dramatic sneeze.
12:10 PM
Sandy Beach
Soft sand. Strong waves. Questionable decisions.
12:45 PM
Aliʻiōlani Hale
Where Hawaiʻi keeps the fancy history.
1:00 PM
Back to Duke Statue
Nobody gets left behind… probably.

Duke Kahanamoku Statue
The trolley rolls out promptly — please be at the statue by 10:45 AM.
Star of Honolulu — Aloha Tower Marketplace, Pier 8
Boarding closes before departure — the ship will not wait.
The Lawn
Please arrive by 4:00 PM unless you booked photos with Edelyn (mini sessions 2–4 PM). If you're driving, let Lisa or Liz know by September 2 — we need a guest list for the venue.
Heavens Soul Food Cuisine
Last hugs, best plates. Come hungry.
Find Your Way
Everything happens within a few miles of Waikīkī and the harbor — easy to walk, ride, or Uber between.

Wear It Well

Friday
The louder the better. Floral print, visors, fanny packs, socks with sandals — commit.

Friday Night
Match with your partner in dressy Hawaiian attire for the sunset dinner cruise.

Saturday
One solid color, head to toe. Elevated resort formal for our anniversary dinner.

Sunday
Sunglasses, comfort, and whatever survived Saturday night. No rules.

Sunday
Easy linen shirt, chino shorts, leather sandals, and shades. Keep it comfortable.
Lisa is proudly half American and half Panamanian, and one of the ways we're celebrating both her 50th birthday and our 30th wedding anniversary is by sharing a fun tradition inspired by her Panamanian heritage.
In Panama, this tradition is known as El Baile del Dólar — "The Dollar Dance." It is a joyful celebration where family and friends shower a couple with blessings, prosperity, and well wishes for the future.
Truth be told...we didn't do El Baile del Dólar at our wedding 30 years ago. And honestly...when else are we ever going to have the chance to have our favorite people throw money at us? 😂
So, we're making up for lost time — with Haynes Cash!
Use Cash App $LisaHaynes9476
Venmo Lisa-Haynes-Photog, or Zelle 318.458.5133.
$10 USD = 1 stack of 100 Haynes Cash bills. Purchase as many stacks as you'd like, until we run out.
Online exchange closes Saturday at 1:00 PM. Pick up your Haynes Cash when you arrive at The Lawn on Saturday evening.
Money guns provided. Load up (or toss by hand!) and get ready to make it rain love.
When you hear Bruno Mars — 24K Magic, join everyone on the dance floor and shower Lisa & Chris with Haynes Cash.
Each bill tossed represents a wish for continued love, laughter, good health, prosperity, and many more adventures together.
Participation is completely optional, but we'd love for you to join us for what will surely be one of the most unforgettable (and photogenic!) moments of the evening.
P.S. And yes...we fully expect someone to yell, "¡Que llueva dinero!" 🌺💵

Lisa is not bringing her camera. If you want beach portraits, our content creator Edelyn will be onsite at the venue before Saturday's event for couples, families, and individuals.
Please note: the event starts at 4:00 PM and Edelyn stops shooting once the party begins. Spots are limited — book early.
Book your mini session
Know Before You Go
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Honolulu now
Early September in Honolulu runs 82–88°F and humid, with brief passing showers. Evenings on the water are breezy — bring a light layer.
Trolley: International Market Place Garage is the best option (5-min walk). Royal Hawaiian Center Garage is a close second with validation, and Kapiʻolani Park is the budget pick.
Cruise: Park at the Aloha Tower Marketplace garage on site at Pier 8. Topa Financial Center, Pacific Guardian Center, and Harbor Court are nearby backups.
Give yourself 20 extra minutes — it's a holiday weekend and the city will be busy.
Staying in Waikīkī? An Uber or Lyft is often easier than driving and paying for parking.
To the Duke Kahanamoku Statue: about $8–15
To the Star of Honolulu: about $12–20
Allow a few extra minutes for pickup during peak hours.
Airport shuttle: 808.439.8800 if that's helpful.
Hawaiʻi Standard Time does not observe daylight saving. HST is 5 hours behind Central Time in September. Every time on this page is HST.
Fly into HNL. Book arrivals for Thursday September 3 so you're rested for Friday's 10:45 AM trolley, and depart Sunday evening or later.
Reef-safe sunscreen, a hand fan, portable phone charger, comfortable walking shoes, sunglasses, a light wrap for the cruise, and cash for tips. For the flight: an inflatable seat cushion, neck pillow, earbuds, and a blanket — the plane gets cold and it's a long ride. And don't forget flip flops for the beach.
Good Questions
Tap any card to open the full-size flyer — then screenshot or save it so you have it offline all weekend.
Share the Weekend
Post as you go and tag every photo so nothing gets lost. After the weekend, we'll gather them all into one shared gallery right here on this page.
#HaynesHawaiianTakeover
90s R&B all the way to the islands. Press play before you board.
Hawaiian Warm-Up
Press play and let the island vibes start early.
We've Got You
Lost, late, or just need a ride? Tap to call any of us during the weekend.
The people making it happen
A few incredible humans are pouring their talent into this weekend. Say aloha when you see them.

Event Planner
Sparkle My Creations, LLC
The mastermind keeping every detail of the weekend running on island time.
sparklemycreations.com
Chef
Kay's Kajun Vybz
Bringing the flavor — Cajun soul on a Hawaiian shore.
@kayskajunvybz
DJ
Requests welcome
Got a song that has to be played? Find her at the booth and put in your request.

Photographer & Content Creator
Content by Edelyn
On site Saturday before the party for mini sessions and weekend content.
contentbyedelyn.com